Tommy Knight

Most people probably don't know who he is... But, he's my favorite character on Waterloo Road-Kevin- and also on 'The Sarah-Jane Adventures'-Luke Smith. He generally plays smart people, but he's also done like... this adult awareness advert, like internet safety. People who you don't know could easily be someone who could not be who they say you are! Yeah... I watched it... He was... erm... He was raped...! 

Any way! I think he's an awesome actor! I thought that he was only going to be in Waterloo Road for an episode... apparently not! He's just such an emotional person! Especially since Kevin has been in care all of his life... And now Mr Chalk isn't who he says he is! OOOOHHHHH DDDDEEEEAAAAAARRRRR! It's not for anything that he's done! He got abused when he was in care...! :O His back.... The belt, burns... Just scars every where! ... That's just not right! 

Oh well. Any way! Toby hasn't got his website back... GoDaddy is refusing to give it back to him because he doesn't know the person that hacked his email-In person- and he doesn't have a business license! What a bunch of balls...! That's a quote by the way...!! Oh Dear!

I'm going to go watch the end of Waterloo Road,

Then I'm going to watch Silent Witness,

Then I'm going to watch Dr.G Medical Examiner!

What a great line-up!!

See You!

Ginge Off!!

xx

UGH!

I spent about 20 mins, 10 mins each side of having a shower, pulling out hair from the shower's plug-hole...! YUCK!! It's disgusting!! Right, that's the end of this! 

Goodnight! 

Enjoy Life!

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

Anger!!

If you know me then you probably know that I'm angry about... 80% of the time...! 80% of that 80% I am angry for no reason.... Lost? SO am I! Not really! The other 20% of that 80% anger, I'm angry at teachers, the lesson, Jake, Max or general friend stuff... But I get angry about nothing! Yeah, well today I had probably, the least annoying lesson of Biology I've had in a while! No joke! I usually hate it! Not the actual subject, just where I sit! I sit next to someone called Jake...! Yeah the same Jake that's there^. And he is sooooooooooooo annoying! He gave me a dead arm last week! It was... interesting I guess! But today, we found a topic to talk about that we both like... You'll never guess... What? Tobuscus...? No! hmfhf! Yeah! I'm glad someone else finds him hilarious! Taryn and Rachel still think he's s**t though... Why don't you just watch a variety of his different videos, then maybe you'd understand why I enjoy watching his videos... Actually, not just me, but Jake and his-Toby's- 6,912,461 subscribers from around the World find him hilarious! Yeah I just went onto all three of his channels and added up how many subscribers there were as of 18:50pm/10:50am on my calculator...! I'm not sad at all! Yeah I am! 

I think I pissed off Harrison today though... Whoops! I'm not going to go into that though! I need to watch Smiley! Right... My side of the room in English one our debate... Curley's Wife is in fact a  tart! I think that was probably due to my amazing argument skills... Seriously...? SHUT UP! Yeah. I think that means it's time to leave it...

OMG! Toby had his email HACKED! Some person named 'Snow' hacked into his email... The email that he uses for all three of his YouTube accounts, his website and probably a lot of his normal everyday things...!? It doesn't matter now because he's changed the email...! It just proves that anyone can be hacked! :P There are A LOT going around at the moment! Just be careful with everything! 'Cause it could and may well happen to you!? 

Yeah. I guess I'll type something again later if I'm bothered! last night I was too tired! SORRY!! 

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

Homework!

Do you know what really pisses me off... MyMaths! That stupid freakin' calculator! If it wasn't 10 o'clock at night I would have probably got 100%... Well after my mum assisted me on the Greenhouse question! I have been doing that homework for about 3 hours in total last night and today! ARGH! Yeah.

So today in English, there was a discussion in our group about Tobuscus... WOOHOO! Everyone thinks I'm really strange! Why? It's not an obsession... I just know more about him than they do! Is that so wrong? No? ...Yes... Hmm... Most people would agree! Not me! Oh well! They wouldn't understand... I think he's great! He's hilarious... Their point of view, by which I mean Taryn, Rachel, Saraid and Sophie, is that he's s**t! Thanks guys.... They were just insulting him and I was just thinking *SHUT THE F**K UP! F**K YOU ALL!* Meh.... Oh well! :P

I'm reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tired, so I'm just going to watch this Dr.G episode then go to sleep! 

Type to you tomorrow! 

OH S**T.....................

I have Mr Tayler tomorrow...

Let the shooting in the face commence! 

See You!

Ginge Off! 

xx 

I'm Back!

Hey. I'm back... Yeah. It's only been 2 days! It feels like forever! So, I've been watching videos, completing homework which I don't need to do until Wens/Thurs instead of doing the one that supposedly needs to be done by tomorrow... If it's not due in until Wednesday... I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF! I've said that a lot recently...! Especially Thursday and today! ARGH! Typically on Dr.G someone else was shot... Accidentally.... In the forehead! But yeah, any way. I'm just watching the Walking Dead game-play by Toby...Oh that's what I did today as well! I also started watching the Walking Dead series 1! It's SOOO GOOD! I never really believed Saraid when she said it was.. But now... IT'S JUST SO FREAKIN' AMAZING! I really enjoy watching it!! 

I'm gonna' go... Wait. Do you ever get self-conscious when people are like, "Oh! That was really easy. I got 100% apart from the .1 I got on one of the questions!" And you're just there like, *I'm finding it really hard actually*... But you know. You don't say anything because you don't what to seem like you're angry at your friends! Hmm... Happens to me most days! Oh well!

I guess I'm going to go and sleep... Or maybe watch some Walking Dead game-play!

It's really great! I would recommend it to anyone who isn't faint-hearted!

Enjoy life, until tomorrow when I'll talk about Dr.G and Miranda!

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

Rain!

It's raining... THANK GOD! Maybe the ice will all go...! At least I'll be safe on Monday when we go back to school! No more slips for me! :P Woo Hoo! Any way!

I'm just writing to let you know that I may not post tomorrow.... I've got to do 5 bits of homework! *Yawn* Also, I'm going to watch the rest of 'The Walking Dead' game-play that Toby played back in October to December! It's my favourite play through! Currently I'm at part 20 something out of 60! I've watched them all before, and it really made me want to watch the actual program! It looks so good! I'm also going to watch all the videos that I need to catch up on by Smosh and Toby, so... Yeah! What? DON'T HATE! 

Yeah. I'm gonna' go!

I'm watching Dr.G and typing this distracts me from the facts!

It also distracts me from the interesting stuff!

So, I guess I'll try and type to you tomorrow

If I don't you know why!

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

My Poor Mum!

So, I was doing my maths homework and I hear these voices outside... I look, but I don't look that well... Then the doorbell rings. By this point I'd already thought about my mum as in, maybe she'll be home early tonight... And guess who was at the door! My mum in crutches...! A couple of months back she went to see a doctor. Her knee is really bad! And I mean really bad. Sometimes she cannot walk on it fully or even bend it! So, this doctor told her that it was fine...! Excuse me! I'm no doctor and neither is my dad, but we both knew that something was wrong! When she got home her knee was in a really big holdster thing! Turns out, that stupid doctor was wrong! She's got a massive build up of fluid in her knee... So. I think we should sue- However you spell it- him! My mum could have made it completely worse by letting it go... All thanks to that doctor! Well. Lesson in life! DON'T ALWAYS TRUST YOUR DOCTORS!! THEY DON'T ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE ON ABOUT!! -_- She's going to the fracture clinic tomorrow!! She'll be off work for the next few weeks!? What a stupid MoFo doctor!! -_-! Love you mum! xx

I'll type again tomorrow.

I've already said that today but I thought I'd let you know about this situation

but, yeah. You know!

See You! 

Ginge Off! 

xx

Rants!

I know I said I'd do a rant just about people's grammar, but after what's happened to me today I'm just going to do all of them! 

Grammar: The thing that frustrates me most about people's grammar is when they get your and you're mixed up...! You're 13 years old! By now you should surely know which freakin' 'your' goes into certain sentences... But no. Here's an example: "Your so hot! You're hair is just, amazing!" WHAT!? Why? There is a difference you know! People really need to use their spare time to brush up on their grammar! The next thing about grammar that annoys me, "is the fact that sometimes sentences are making the sense of nothing..." Someone really put that as a YouTube comment! Can you not speak English... If English isn't your first language then it's okay... BUT THERE'S NO EXCEPTION FOR THIS! People commenting are probably younger than 10 most of the time! But there's also people older than 20!! Yes. 20 years old. Some people really need to go back to school or something! 

I'm not going to waste all of my anger on just that!

Mr Tayler- History: So, I was just sitting there minding my own business and then I try to link my answer to the answer that'd already been given... But no. Mr Tayler tells me to put my hand down...! About 5 minutes later, the person talking is giving my answer that I could have given, and Mr Tayler says; "Chloe, can you pay attention!"... WHAT! I am paying attention! I can't freakin' turn around to look at the person because the tables are too freakin' close together AND I have a person behind me! By this point I couldn't be bothered anymore! Then we had to stand on one of three sides of the classroom depending on our view. The question was "Would WWII still have happened if Hitler wasn't alive?". I said yes because of all of the other disputes going on around Europe at that point! So, Mr Tayler interegates Jazz and Hannah because they went to the 'I don't know' wall. Then I have an idea, but Nafisa also thinks of it as well. She tells him... That's absolutely fine! But then he says, "I bet you nobody else thought of that!" -_- I FREAKIN' THOUGHT OF IT! Maybe if you actually picked me then I would have been able to tell you! Next thing you know, I'm telling Jazz and Hannah that I want to shoot myself! I've been obsessed with shooting myself in the head all day, just because of Dr.G last night! Then Mr Tayler comes over to me and he says, "You should really start putting your hand up!" I'm just standing there thinking: *I would if you'd just pick me once in a while* I sarcastically put my hand up!! :P Did he pick me to give my answer? Go on, take a guess! No he bloody well didn't! I then told Jazz the answer and she was asked to explain it! Hannah and I just laughed because she couldn't! We then sat down again, and I almost fell asleep because his voice really does grate on your ears! But then we were getting our stamps and he says to me, "I think you made some good contributions, but you need to put your hand up more! I would give you a merit but I'm already giving them to other people!" Erm... What contributions? You never gave me the freakin' CHANCE to give ANY contributions...!! And secondly! I do put my hand up, you just tell me to put it down, then you go to Richard or Mitchell! If you want me to make comments on stuff then FREAKIN' PICK ME!! ARGH!! He really annoys me! Then, because I'm not particularly happy to have him any way, he tells me to smile at him... I make a VERY sarcastic smile and leave... I don't really have to smile at you! UGH! 

Next up is Biology...

Jake: All Jake does all lesson is annoy me!! He steals my work sheet, draws stuff in my book, gives me dead arms, smacks me round the head when he's singing 'Whole World' and makes up stupid insults and stuff about me! Today he just sent me over the edge! ARGH! I literally nearly ripped his head off! He was being so annoying... How am I supposed to achieve my grades if I'm sitting next to the most ANNOYING FREAKIN' PERSON in the WHOLE class! He just makes my blood boil!! ARGH!


Yeah... Any way! Today I got the easiest merit ever saying, "He's emotionally broken...!" Oh My God! Sometimes I wonder whether I should do that in every lesson! "What's *symbol for pie* pie r cubed?" OHH!! Emotionally broken! MERIT! Woo Hoo! Nah! That'll never happen! 

Any way, I'm gonna' go and watch Silent Witness, then Dr.G! Hopefully tomorrow, I won't be obsessed with how someone was killed! All of my answers to people were "I want to shoot myself!" Or "Go shoot yourself!" :P

I shall see you... Well type to you tomorrow! 

I need my sleep!

Enjoy your day today/tomorrow. 

See you!

Ginge Off!!

xx

Grammar Rant Tomorrow!

Do you know what really annoys me? People who make stupid grammar mistakes. Until about 7-8 months ago, I wasn't really that bothered about people's grammar, but then I started watching 'Your Grammar Sucks' by Jacksfilms... DAMN! It really made me notice the mistakes that people make. All of today I've just been ranting about lots of stuff and so I decided to do a rant about grammar. "Why grammar? That's sad!" Yeah... But it puts my thoughts out there and now people will be able to know what my opinion actually is! 

I haven't done it today because I've been watching Toby play some games like 'Slender- 7th Street' and 'Far Cry 3', I've also watched 'The Great Comic Relief Bake-Off'! It wasn't as funny as yesterday's though... You can see why celebs do what they do instead of cooking... Yesterday a man burnt his cake, so he left it outside for a while. He brought it back in and then decided to use an orange peeler and grate all of the burnt bits off! It isn't that funny now, but if you watch the actual episode, it'll make you laugh! At the same time, the others do funny stuff as well, and you will just find it HILARIOUS! And I've also been doing homework for pe! I'm now watching 'Dr.G Medical Examiner'. A man was found in a motel room, with half of his head blown off by a shotgun! Suicide or foul play? If you don't know what foul play is, it means murder! This problem is, he was found on a chair, with half a head, but there was blood all around the room as if he'd walked around and touched the sink and other places... So. Suicide? Or murder? I'll let you know tomorrow. 

So why a rant? I've watched too many rants in the past month by Tobuscus, so now I'm kind of hooked and ranting about anything and everything! My friend Nicola knows that very well from today! So, I'll write one out, but I won't record myself saying it or anything!

Tomorrow I'll tell you about other stuff but, English. I walked in with my friends and my teacher, Mr Hill, said "Good Afternoon". At this point it was 09:50 in the morning, so I said, "It's only 10 to 10. Where do you live?" Everybody looks at me strangely and I wonder why... I then realise and say, "Oh! I didn't mean that as in 'where do you live?', I meant it as..." I didn't finish that sentence! Everyone believes I need medication... I'm completely mad! In maths,  Max, who I sit next to, got the question wrong... Most people would get slightly annoyed and try again... NOT MAX! He decided to smack his head on the table about 13 times. Five minutes later he says, "My head hurts.."! Oh! You don't say! You've just smacked your head on the table...! I'm not very sympathetic though, I was just laughing and laughing! Every time I thought of it I just broke up in hysterics! Haha! 

I'm sorry I haven't posted much in the last few days... I said I'd post something yesterday, I guess that's another thing I'll need to do tomorrow! Oh and by the way! The man's death was a suicide... He shot himself twice. The first time he survived and walked around. A few minutes later; he sat in the chair and shot himself through the frontal lobe... or something like that. I can't WAIT until I'll be able to do this! It's going to be so worth it! I need to start revising to make sure I get the grades I want! 

Any way! I'm going to go! I'm tired, exhausted, knackered.... What they're the same words? Oh really.. That just proves it doesn't it! I LOVE THIS PROGRAM SO MUCH! IT'S MY FAVORITE PROGRAM EVER... Apart from Silent Witness! That's also awesome!

Good Night!

See You!

Ginge Off! 

xx

Hey!

Hey. I'm just writing a quick post mow, because I'm completing some really confusing biology homework! I'm just going to do agar jelly to be honest! I asked my mum about it, and apparently the statement doesn't work for the piece of work that we have to do! Any way, I'll probably post about stuff later, so I guess I'll see you! Enjoy life till then!

Ginge Off!

xx

Page Views

I've just hit over 200 page views... Why? I can't believe people are actually reading what I'm writing... Well. My mum is any way! Hi mum! :P most of them have been in the past few days, so I just want to say thanks, and keep reading! Yes it's not that many, but... You never know, I could get thousands every day one day!?

   See you!

Ginge Off!

xx

School

Since the snow is still pouring out of the sky, I've been thinking about why I don't like my school! 

1. It sucks! The teachers complain at us for the stupidest of things, for example hugging... Yes... Our school has banned hugging someone! WTF I hear you cry! I agree totally!

2. It doesn't really care about anyone that gets the public bus... No. The only people they care about is the 'School Bus' Students... Oh. I live over 3.5 miles away and you don't care if I have to walk home in the snow on my own...! How dare they...!?

3. They keep us in Assembly because they have too many things to say, which they say too slowly, so they choose to keep us behind? As soon as the bell goes we are allowed to leave, they don't have care of us anymore!

4. It does stupid things like keeping you in with your Form Tutor if you forget the simplest thing. Ie. For getting your tie. On Monday Taryn accidentally forgot her tie and she had to stay with Mrs Mahon the whole day! The school have stopped giving temporary ties now, but it was her second time! 

Haha! This post would have been posted yesterday, but I got held up! Here's the link for the Harry Potter Parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7eUWDcryV0

I shall post again later.

See you!

Ginge Off!

xx

What have I done today?

So, today is Sunday. I know what you're thinking... "Well done. You know the day!" Thanks for the congratulations! There's a point to this. Usually on a Sunday I go to rugby training! Last week was great fun! We played a tag-rugby tournament and we came joint last... WooHoo! Yes... that means we suck, but tag isn't our type of game! We are the toughies of rugby for girls! We play contact; unlike those wimps that say they're rugby players! Any way this week, because of the snow, we couldn't play our contact session where we were going to show those girls how to play proper rugby! DAMN! Instead, some of us, by which I mean 3 girls, our coaches and my family; all went bowling. 

I SUCK AT BOWLING! This will be added to my new book; 'What Chloe Sucks At. Not That Anyone Cares!'. I think it'd be a pretty good book... Actually. Nah! 

Yeah, so I went there knowing that I'd have fun, but also knowing that I wouldn't win or even come close to winning. I did so bad.... It was unreal! On the first game I managed to get no points both goes twice, and the rest of the time I never hit the pins in both shots... I came 3rd on my lane. The second game, I guess I did better... but I still came 3rd...! GOD DANGGIT! Oh well! It was great fun.

In other news, it's still snowing! I wonder if I'll be going to school tomorrow! I really don't like snow anymore! I used to, but now I'm just maturing, and we see it every year at least once. 

Also, last night I had a reality check. I realized how much I miss my friends down in Shoreham! They just seem to be having a lot more fun than I am... I think I've realised now how much I don't do with my friends anymore! When I go down and see them, I'm going to go and see as many people as possible because I just feel so left out. But I guess, I said I was fine moving! I like living in Rugby, but sometimes I wish we hadn't of moved! No offence to everyone in Rugby! 

On another note, I've found another video that I really enjoy! It's a parody of 'Friday' by The HillyWood Show. But it's about Harry Potter, so it makes the song fine... The real song just SUCKS!! IT'S S**T!! ARGH!! Sorry, I was just thinking about how many songs other people like that I don't... But most people I know don't like that song! 

I'm going to go,

I shall post a link to the parody later, about 7 maybe...

I have got to go watch some Tobuscus!

Well I don't have to but; it's my decision! 

See You!

Ginge Off! 

xx

Tobuscus' New Rant!

This is the best rant! It is HILARIOUS!
Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7eUWDcryV0

Goodnight!

After my last post took me an hour to type out, I'm just going to say, "Goodnight, I won't be able to post anything until lunchish time tomorrow because i'm going bowling with my Rugby Mates! WooHoo!"

I shall type to you tomorrow... Although saying that, I'll probably watch all of my videos like 12 times, and then come back on here and post again... SORRY! I should read the title of my first post today labeled 'SHUT UP!' Read it! It's pretty awesome! Who's modest then? Me? No! I am! 

See you tomorrow...

Well I won't... Hopefully. 

Unless you're spying on me?

WHAT!? 

No, I'm only joking! 

See you,

Ginge Off!

xx

Favorite YouTube Video!

After a WHOLE entire day debating which video is my favorite... I DON'T KNOW!! I just can't decide... So, instead, I'm going to post several link to videos that I think are great fun, and just make me laugh.... Some I know all the words to! Yes I'm that sad!

First up is Password Rant by Tobuscus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ7DBG3ISRY&list=UUVJK2AT3ea5RTXNRjX_kz8A&index=3

My Opinion: Well, this is one of the first videos that I learnt all of the words to... It took me an hour...! My favorite part is the 'What's your favorite gumdrop?' part... But I also enjoy 1:10-1:30 and 1:45-2:04!! Haha! I even slap my face when he does... I think I'm the saddest person ever! What do you think? Well thanks... What? You think I'm worse than that... Hmm.

Next is Christmas Rant by Tobuscus... yes again!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N2bgkX-fvs&list=UUVJK2AT3ea5RTXNRjX_kz8A

My Opinion: I LOOOVVVVVEEE this video! Haha! "You don't even listen! I think I love you more than you love me! You didn't pick up on my hints!" "Don't give me hints... Give me an amazon wish-list!" But the best part of this video are the comments at the end! I agree totally with that 24 year old! But my favorite comment is the one about the Ipad, Iphone and laptop! Check it out! 

What's next I hear you... type? Well, it's erm.... Ipad Mini Commercial Parody by... Tobuscus? You guessed wro.. RIGHT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5I28LwMJCA&list=UUVJK2AT3ea5RTXNRjX_kz8A

My opinion: This is one of my favorite videos because I know all the words... And it's so true, that it just makes it funny! 

Next up is another video from Tobuscus... I will get onto Smosh in a min! Trapped in a Hot Tub: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fbpg6WMdIY&list=UUVJK2AT3ea5RTXNRjX_kz8A

My opinion: I enjoy this video because I didn't expect it to be so funny! And also, it just reminds me of myself! How much I stall! "This one's got a fountain blug blug blug *spits**spits*spits*" Hahaha! TOBUSCUS ZIP UP HOODIE! 

Next, How To Get Women by Tobuscus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVXMwI2xQ5c&list=UUVJK2AT3ea5RTXNRjX_kz8A

My Opinion: This video just makes me piss myself. The woman is Olga Kay! I just think that this could happen... However to us it's Lynx. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Ice Lolly!! :P He sounds like he's got a cold, or he's about to cry! "I'm not gonna' stand up in court..." I'LL LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE!! 

Next, Olga Kay's 'How To Get Men' video. This is awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsln48vC-t8&list=UUfgkjyiRVziU8a0YJXyMJ_g&index=1&feature=plcp

My Opinion: I really enjoy this video because I think that they really do have a connection! Toby and Olga dated for 8 months so it was a shame when they split up! But I enjoy this because this does happen to some people... You never know... This could have happened to you! I could do it in the future, "If I want!"- Harry Potter reference- Tom Riddle aged... something.

When I'm at school and I put my headphones in, this is one of the songs I listen to. Take Off Your Clothes- Jacksfilms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF7xZdE9YrY&list=SP68D3EA026F069409

My Opinion: I like this, firstly Sean Klitzner and Toby Turner are in it! :P But it's just sooo catchy! Especially the rap... Yes that's Toby again! "HEY GIRL, WHATCHA' DOIN' GIRL?" *Auto-Tune Jesus!* Haha! However! I agree with everyone... Jack's sideburns are waaaaayyy too long!

This is another song I listen to at school; Razors in Your Apple by Jacksfilms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5hgsE3mBBQ&list=SP68D3EA026F069409

My Opinion: I just think that this song is so catchy, and that's why I enjoy it! It's fast so it's hard to learn the words! But I'm over half-way there... I think! Best bits... Are defo' the RAP and also the bit with Sean-dressed in green- when he says it's laced with crack! :P

This is the last song I listen to at school, it's by Jacksfilms again and it's called The Valentines Day Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXtXHkgalwM&list=SP68D3EA026F069409

My Opinion: I don't know why I find this song good, but you know. We all have different opinions! I think it's the fact that Toby over-reacts EVERYTHING! His hair is a mess in this video...! But, Sean and Jack just look normal! Yeah.. So what? I like this song! And? Moving on...

Next up is Smosh's 'IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL 2': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-xiNaTXZV8&list=UUY30JRSgfhYXA6i6xX1erWg

My opinion: I enjoy Smosh's videos because they're generally hilarious! Especially the first time you watch them! These guys, Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla, over-react things to the point of them being funny! 

The next video.... yes... there's lots, is by Smosh again. It's the other one I told you about earlier! REAL VOODOO DOLL! :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqx0u-0zG8c

My Opinion: The first time I watched this, it was like 23:30 and I was trying to be quiet, but it just made me laugh more! Then my mum came in and watched it with me... But she didn't get the humor! I think it's just COMEDY GENIUS! 

Next video... This one is like number.... 12.... This next video is again Smosh, but it's on their other channel called 'Smosh Games' where they play games with 4 other people. The funniest person is Lasercorn!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDCU9drwTE

My Opinion: I enjoy this video because they all REALLY suck at dancing! Especially Ian and Lasercorn. I think it's just the fact that the dance at the end makes it really funny! Enjoy!

*Yawns* I'm bored of typing now... Might post one last one, and some more tomorrow! Here's some game-play from TobyGames on Happy Wheels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47YCNx3RaCM

My Opinion: I really enjoy this level because you don't know when he's going to get scared, and also his voices are generally hilarious! I showed this to one of my close friends; Saraid, and she really enjoyed it! His reactions to scary things are just the best! I really like his laugh as well! Is that bad? Yes? Well STUFF YOU! Adding onto my opinion, the fact that he sucks makes it even funnier because it takes him a whole episode sometimes to complete one level! He gets really stressed as well...! Just my opinion!

Thank you for reading this very LOOONNNNNGGGG post,

I don't think that many people will find these videos funny!

I really enjoy them, and at one point a few months back,

They stopped me from doing something harmful to myself! 

Thank you!

I will type to you again tomorrow!

As Toby says... What, it's copyright?

No it isn't! It is! 

Peace Off!

BOOP! 

Nah it doesn't really fit! 

See you!

Ginge Off!

xx

Definitions

So, I was just sitting around... well laying on the floor... What? It's exactly the same. It isn't? Well, that's just your opinion! Yeah, I was laying on the floor, just watching some Tobuscus stuff and I thought... "SCIENCE HOMEWORK!" Strange huh! That's not something people think about usually. This is one of my two pieces of science, Physics and Biology. I'm doing the Physics first... BORING! The first question is 'What is the definition of speed?'. So I thought... Hmm, what's the definition of certain things. Here are some answers I thought of:

Speed: The Distance Something Travels With a Given Amount Of Time! 

 ^ That's simple... What? I looked it up on the internet, because I'm an idiot and left my book at school...? Haha! You're such a joker!! *Sarcastic laughter* No, seriously, why'd you have to tell everyone? I typed this? No I didn't! I did! What if Dr Fletcher reads this? She won't, because she's a teacher... Well. That explains that then doesn't it. It explains nothing... *coughs*

Any way. Love: Two people acting awkward in front of all of their friends! The Real definition of Love: Feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to (someone). Wow. I think I was a tiny little bit off... Okay okay, I was like, let's just say, a BILLION TRILLION MILES OFF! Happy now? That reminds me; Play Happy Wheels! It's an awesome game. Read my post called 'Happy Wheels' for full rate! 

Friendship: Being able to have a laugh, no matter the situation and trusting that the other person would do what you'd do for them. Generally having the same interests helps as well! 
The Real Definition of Friendship: The emotions or conduct of friends; the state of being friends...
I REALLY SUCK at this! 

Fan Girls: STUPID GIRLS LIKING PEOPLE THAT AREN'T THAT ATTRACTIVE AND CANNOT SING, IN THE MOST ANNOYING WAY POSSIBLE. EG. POSTING CRAPPY STATUSES ON FACEBOOK WHICH NOBODY REALLY WANTS TO EVEN THINK ABOUT... LET ALONE READ!! *Out of breath breathing* Phew. 
Now for The Real Definition of Fan Girls: 

A girl who is obsessed with a band to the point of wanting to sleep with the singer/guitarist/sound tech/other random member, regardless of a 15-year age gap and the engagement/marriedness of said member. see also teenie.
fan girl: OMFG how dar he lyk av a wife he iz mah babeh!!!! we r ment 2 av babies togeva iv named em aftr me n him and evrythin oh THAT BITCH! F*CK HER!! *voodoo* 

More intelligent fan girl: Oh get a grip. So what if he has a wife? You have to learn the art of seduction, we just need his address. Look, you're not even doing it right. Stick it in the puppets stomach! Fool! 

What did I just read...? At least I'm not like that with Tom Daley and Toby Turner! Phwoaar.... I'd be worse than I am now... I'd be like... A DIRECTIONER! ARGGHH. It's too horrible to think about! I'm just kidding. It's fine to be a fan girl for anyone! Even a YouTuber, or a diver... Maybe even Alex Petshbdjsbs or however you spell his last name... Haha... Sorry Taryn and Rachel! :P 

Geek: A person who knows A LOT more than the popular people, who made their popularity by being dumb assholes! (That's what I've learnt from American High School Films any way!)

Actual Definition of Geek: 

1. An unfashionable or socially inept person.
2. A person with an eccentric devotion to a particular interest: "a computer geek".

How dare they! I was always known as a Geek in my old school, but I was not 'unfashionable... Maybe... I hate fashion! I hate shopping! I wasn't geek in a certain area, I just used to put more effort into my learning than other people! Is that so wrong? It is... HOW DARE YOU! You didn't say anything... Oh... Sorry! 

Dork: I guess they're similar to geeks... maybe. The Actual Definition of Dork:  A dull, slow-witted, or socially inept person. 
Haha! This makes me think, the name 'Gerks'... Which Tom, Ollie, Elena, myself and a few other people used to call each other was actually inaccurate! It was an awesome name though! But no... We weren't socially awkward! We got on with everyone... Well, everyone we wanted to get along with! 

The last part of the 'Gerk' name is NERD: A nerd is someone who is similar to both of the above, and they too are socially awkward! 
Definition of Nerd: 

1. A foolish or contemptible person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious: "one of those nerds who never asked a girl to dance".
2. An intelligent, single-minded expert in a particular technical discipline or profession.

I guess we were kind of nerds then... Well, the second point! As for the first; we didn't need to ask people to dance, some of us were girls.... Not that we aren't now. What? I'm not a guy!

Any way. I guess I'll post again later on. I'm going to post a link to my fave video on YouTube... After I've decided what it is! I think it's either going to be 'Tobuscus- Internet Rant' or 'Smosh- Real VooDoo Doll'...! They're both AWESOME! 

I guess I'll type to you later... Do you get it? 

No... Okay. Fine! WORST. ATTEMPT. AT. JOKE. EVER! 

Haha! That reminds me of another rant by Tobuscus about Christmas.

Later on today/probably tomorrow here, he is posting another one!

WOO HOO! 

See you all later!

Ginge Off! 

xx

SHUT UP!

All I'm going to say now is "Good Morning and enjoy your day! I'll post a video link to one of my favorite videos later... And if you like it, I'd suggest that you watch the rest of them! Yeah, so see you later!"


As you can see by the title, I'm using a Smosh reference, I'm telling myself to 'SHUT UP' because I'm pretty sure that you are getting a bit pissed off with the amount I posted yesterday! Sorry... I'm just a very sad person... What?

I shall see you later,

Post a comment on what you think today's main blog should be about, 

I don't really have any ideas as of yet,

But, you know, the whole thing could be about homework if you wish...

NO! Yeah So, 

See you!

Ginge Off!

xx

'First Blog' Time Travel

I've decided that the times is right for me to go back in time and tell you a bit about myself... Well considering both of my fellow bloggers are doing this I might as well. 
What? I'm copying? No I'm not... I am. Don't tell Taryn and Rachel though. What? They're probably reading this? Shhh! Hey Taryn and Rachel. I'm talking to myself again? Right...

Any way! Hey, I'm Chloe, as you can probably tell by the title of my blog! Do you want to know much about me? "No, you suck you crazy talking to yourself person!" What is your problem!! 

Freaked out? So am I! Back to the 'interesting' subject of introducing myself! I'm a 14 year old who LOVES to watch murder investigation programs. Nobody really shares the same interests as me in that way! But, I enjoy watching Silent Witness, Dr.G Medical Examiner, Waterloo Road, Vampire Diaries, Russell Howard's Good News, Doctor Who, Merlin, Robin Hood, Horrible Histories- Still a kid at heart! Also, as you've probably guessed from my first posts, I'm obsessed with a certain YouTuber! TOBY TURNER! SUBSCRIBE! Neither of my best friends like him, buuuuuttttt............... We share a lot of other interests! 

With Rachel I share TVD, RHGN and we generally find the same things funny. Also, today I found another thing we have in common, she fell over in front of people like I have done many a time in the past few days. What's that? I've told you that several times today? Yeah, well... It's interesting! Today, Rachel started her blog! I'd suggest that you read it, you never know. You could like EVERYTHING she likes! Check out her page @: http://ablondewithmanyobsessions.blogspot.co.uk/

Secondly, Taryn. I guess I don't share that much in common with Taryn to be absolutely honest. However we both like the same kind of films. Mainly the DIE HARD QUADRILOGY! Although, at a sleepover Rachel didn't understand ANY of what was going on, I think that if she watched them from the first film, she'd enjoy them! Taryn and I get the bus together and it is generally funny! Especially when Taryn gets hyper on chocolate and sweets! 

I'm a rugby player by the way! Most boys are scared of me, so if they ever insult me, or like Jake; thump me in science, then one day I WILL KILL THEM! What's that? I'm a psycho? Well thanks for the vote of confidence! I'm not going to kill them, but seriously, they will be hurt one day!  Just like Slender. He kills people. What's Slender? Only an awesome horror game! Play it! I haven't played it myself yet, I haven't really had the time! I'll play it later on tonight, when it's dark! That sounds like a bad pedoish joke does it? No! I'm just dirty minded at the worst times? I don't think that's the case... It is.

I'm just going to finish this off by saying that this took me like 7 years to find.

I thought that I deleted it while putting Rachel's web address into it,

In fact, it saved in my drafts... And guess what I had done before I found this?

I freakin' wrote a whole other one!

What a waste of freakin' time!

Yeah well, that other one is about to be deleted because this one it soooooo much more interesting!

Do you agree? Post in the comments! 

Actually that's copyrighted! 

Sorry.

I'm stalling yet again! 

"What's wrong with you?"

YOU JUST NEED TO CHILL OUT DUDE! 

I'm asking too many questions and answering them while talking to myself.

That's awesome! 

Yeah. I'll see you later, because this is from 10:33 on Saturday morning instead of yesterday when I wrote it originally!

Peace Off!

That's not my outro!

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

Snow

So, the snow's here... Fantastic... I hate snow! Do you agree? Probably not... I'm well known for being weird and not liking things that lots of other people like... So what? Like I never say; ever, 'We are all entitled to our own feelings'. That's one of my 'well' known phrases, which you can find in my latest, and only book: "Chloe writes stuff about crap!" Do you think it'd sell? No? How dare you sir... you could also be madam, but I'm not really bothered! JUST KIDDING! "But seriously, don't hump any sheep!" Erm... *awkward silence* I have no clue where that came from! It's from a song... Not that you wanted to know that!Yeah any way! What did you do today? I went to school... *yawn*! Do you feel the same way about today? Taryn went home second lesson! Lucky! I would have put b**ch on the end, however Taryn isn't a b**ch AT ALL! In fact she sent me a really funny message at break about my blog! Nice to know somebody I know has read it! We left school at 12:30, so she didn't really miss much. I then walked to the pub with Harrison, Saraid and Rachel... I know what you're saying: "Chloe... HOW DARE YOU DRINK *waves hands around in air*" Calm down, person with strange flapping hand movements, I was only waiting for my mum, who I have to say, turned up at 13:15, which was 45 mins after I'd text her! What a let down! ;) It's okay mum! I'm not surprised considering the state of the car! Do you like birds? I know this great part of a song that reminds me of birds all the time: "Target comes out of his shelter. He's distracted by a feather, he's like 'SHOOT ME', he likes feathers, he looks up when he remembers; 'OOH I LOVE BIRDS'! Nod at the bird and people die, EVERYWHERE PEOPLE DIE! Target doesn't die; he's fine..." Not that anybody really appreciates those kind of songs! Check out Toby Turner's 3 channels on YouTube, unless you think he's s**t... Yes Taryn, we are all looking at you! Ah! Rachel; don't try and slink away! I know you think he's s**t as well! I'm just jokin'!I'm cold! What? It's winter? Well noticed crazy sarcastic person! Wait, what? It was me? Yeah.. erm... Carry on with whatever you were doing! It's not like I talk to myself or anything... I do! :P I talk to myself ALLLLLL the time! But, I'm not the only one, am I Nicole? I can see you hiding behind my door! You pedo! No Nicole! Calm it... NOO!*I'm sorry, we have temporarily lost connection with Chloe's laptop. It turns out, after reading this in the past... Nicole wasn't very happy with Chloe, so she decided to... "Who are you? Conscience?" "I'm your conscience! The Death from Harry Potter and the Dealthy Hallows....p...p...a... *snores*" What? I fell asleep! No I didn't! I did... IN YOUR IMAGINATION! As Joe would say, "STOP QUOTING S**T!!" I agree for once Joe! "Here she goes again... Talking to herself!" Shut up! Don't Worry! I'm not crazy... Or am I?

I'm gonna' go. I've got to go hoover... YAY! -_- I'm going to put some warm socks on first though... Not been out in the snow since I got home... For obvious reasons! If you don't know, check out my post from yesterday, or go to my Facebook page! Yesterday's blog: Conscience. Some people found it hilarious, which I'm glad about! Especially the "I'm only playin'. But who with? No that's disgusting! How could you think that without me prompting you? I did prompt you? Oh... *Awkward silence* Sure..." I really enjoyed that bit as well! 

Enjoy the rest of your evening! I'll probably post a lot later as well because I'll still be up at 02:00 tomorrow morning! "I think I love you more, than the Japanese love tentacle porn...!" *Waving person returns* "Chloe, how racist could you get?" Look... it's a song! Okay. 

See you all later!

Chloe Off! 

xx

Conscience

So, why is this specific blog about consciences? I'll tell you, but it's not very exciting!
It's from my English lesson earlier... I told you. You can stop reading this if you want...

NO! I was only joking! I'd like you to keep reading...

It made me thought, what would my conscience be. In class we had to decide, but I thought I'd have about 7 different ones... Yeah... Most of which, to be honest, I wouldn't be able to face! First of all I thought of my AMAZING mum, who would do anything for me, and I in return. But, the situation, was that Lennie, the guy with learning difficulties in 'Of Mice and Men', had just killed Curley's Wife. So, back to my mum, she'd be so awfully disappointed that I wouldn't be able to face her as my conscience! I'd hate to think what she'd have to say to be honest!

Secondly, I thought of my friend from Shoreham, Tom. But if you want to be specific, his name is Thomas Kosteletos. Yes, his name is weird. He's from Greece, don't hate! Any way... I thought of him because we always used to compete with each other in Primary and Secondary school- year 7. But then, I thought, that he wouldn't really care, because I moved away, and now I'm "just somebody that he used to know..." Sorry! Song moment! Excuse me. *Coughs* Eghem. Sorry.

Next, I thought of Stacey and Kirsti. My best friends from Shoreham. They'd know what to say, and what to do, but then I thought that they'd just be disappointed and scared of me... WHich means that I wouldn't want to face what they had to 'say'.

After them I thought of someone closer to me. I say someone, I mean two people. Taryn and Rachel. My closest friends up here in Rugby, however sometimes I think I'm the odd one out all of the time! Everyone has a best friend except me... Yeah... Right... EXCITING! "We don't want to read that!" I hear you... Well, type I guess! Look at me talking to myself. That's literally impossible, you can't see me... Unless... *Fake screams* Nah. It's not even worth the effort to be honest! You're spying on me! "I'm just jokin', if you didn't know, then you're a little slow, and you're probably from..." WOAW! Racist comment from a song about stereotypes there! 'Your Favourite Martian' subscribe to him on YouTube... SPONSOR! Well not sponsor, but who gives a s**t! Right, back to Taryn and Rachel. Why wouldn't they be my conscience? I don't really know. I just don't think that they'd have anything to say to me, because... Well I don't know.

Next I thought about Saraid and Sophie. They're my next closest friends, (along with Jazz and Hannah, but I'll get onto those in a minute!) and I don't think I'd want to hear what they'd have to say! I DON'T MEAN THAT IN AN OFFENSIVE WAY AT ALL! Sophie and Saraid, if you read this; I think you're awesome! Keep being you and I'm sorry for my attitude towards you in the past couple of months! On the up side, they'd ask how I was, and why I'd killed her, but I just wouldn't be able to tell them. I trust them, but I wouldn't want them to be put through that!

What about a mythical conscience? Like Jiminy Cricket off of Pinocio. Is that how you spell it? Spelling isn't my fortay! <--- See! Nah, I'm only playin'. But who with? No that's disgusting! How could you think that without me prompting you? I did prompt you? Oh... *Awkward silence* Sure... If I were to have a fictional character, I wouldn't chose something like Harrison's. His was 'Barney Wan Kanobe'! If that's how you spell it? He's a Jedi, obviously, *duh* but he's also Barney the dinosaur! I think mine would be the death form 'Harry Potter and the Dealthy HAllows part 1!' I think it's awesome! But also, it links into my future, especially with the crime I just commiteed! There I've decided. My conscience is DEATH!

I'd just like to end this by saying, thanks for reading, I'm sorry it's so long. Keep reading my blog! Erm... On another note. It's snowing. Just like it did Monday. Snow turns into ice, and as I found out once on Tuesday and twice yesterday... It hurts when you fall over... I've had a great idea! I should make a whole blog about my clumsiness! Awesome!

Any way. I've gotta' go and make some adjustments to my cooking because I set the timer to turn the oven off, and I didn't realise 'til 15 mins after! Well done me!

See you!

Chloe off!

xx

Happy Wheels

Haha! I don't know why I started this post out with a laugh, but I think it has something to do with the fact that Happy Wheels is so fun! It involves controlling different characters on different vehicles through levels that people have made! It is such a fun game to play! Out of 10, I'd give it an 8. Purely because it's an amazing, really interesting game that makes you want to keep playing. However, it doesn't work half of the time, as Tobuscus has proved many a time, even at 03:00 in the morning in LA! But that could just be the internet connection! But, I went onto it about half an hour ago, and it immediately came up with the 'Headache Puppy'- The non-refreshing blocker!
Any way. I'd recommend it to anyone who is bored because, your boredom will be cured. But if you don't like blood, then this isn't the game for you! It involves quite a lot, considering there is a lot of deaths involved! Great game Jim Bonacci!
Chloe Off!
xx

Back again!

I haven't been on in a while. I've been watching videos on YouTube... :D Toby Turner!
I've started my new eat-well program. I'm going to stop eating as much toast as I do! It's just too much.
I got a B on my Physics test, when I only expected a D...! So, I guess for my first test in Physics, that's okay.
I'm gonna' go and eat some salad.
See you,
Chloe off!
xx

Recommended website for the day!

Look at this website! It's awesome!
http://www.tobyturner.com/
Chloe Off!

Money Box Full Of Memories!

This year, as well as starting a blog, I have decided to put special things that happen during 2013 on a piece of paper. I'll put them in my Ice Watch box/ Money Box and on 31/12/13 I will open it, and read what an amazing year I could have had! It sounds like a plan!

Song Recommendation For The Day

Today I recommend: All About You- McFly! Great song!

Toby 'Tobuscus' Turner

My blog for the day is about a very special man to me. His name is Toby Turner!

So who is Toby 'Tobuscus' Turner and what does he do?
 I'll tell you the answer to both of those questions! Toby Turner is a YouTuber who lives in Los Angeles! He plays games, writes sketches, writes songs and records daily vlogs to let people know what he has done during the day. 
So why is he so important? 
Each and every day he provides me with hilarity and laughter which nobody else can provide! During my time of self hurt and pain he stopped me from doing things that I could have done! 
What's the best thing about him?
Personally; I don't think there is a 'best part' about him. He is amazing in every way! I think I like him because he can make funny voices, he's attractive and he's so friendly and welcoming. On the other hand... That could all be for the camera! Sometimes I wonder whether maybe one day I will find him, but it'd be too late... God danngit! 
What games does he play?
Currently, he plays: 'Far Cry 3' which he used to suck at, but now he has it on PC so he has become better! 'Happy Wheels' which has been going on for 193 episodes now! This is one of two games I also play! It is his best play-through at the moment and most people enjoy it; compared to 'Far Cry 3'! Also, at the moment he has started game-play with his niece- also known as niecebuscus- on Halo 4 which she got 2 copies of for Christmas! She isn't much better at game-play, but makes Toby look better than he is! A phrase he uses a lot in this game is "hothothot!" And finally; 'Planet Side 2'- This is a worldwide multi-player game. He is the leader of one of the three groups! 
What songs does he write and which are the best ones?
He has wrote many songs in his lifetime. Many I haven't listened to, because the newest are the best! My favorite 4 are 'The Sideburns Song', 'Dramatic Song', 'I can swing my sword' and 'Safety Torch'! In advance on that, he has just finished filming a new rap about his friend John and himself in Hawaii for New Year! Today he is returning to LA to edit the video! I think it should be good! Wait, not good! FANTASTIC!

Although my friends know about my obsession, my family don't! It's good they don't! However I have pictures of him as my phone's lock-screen, my Ipad's lock and background! So I have to keep my things close to me at ALL times! 

Any way; life goes on away from Toby Turner. I've got to go.
Chloe off!
See you!
xx 

New Year; New Life!

Since 2013 has officially started, 2 days ago in fact, I thought that maybe there should be a new way I could live! Here it is! A blog which nobody but myself will read! By the way; if you are reading my blog then I'm sorry for all the posts about s**t and my future husband Tobuscus! 
Any way. Let's make blog history! Enjoy!