Today!?

So, I'm re-taking my French exam! Woo! I just didn't get it today! I went in and I just couldn't remember anything! I know it, it's just I didn't take the correct amount of resources in for me to be able to use! That's where I failed! I got a C if that's any consolation! But you know, I just want to do better than the 50% I remembered! I'm fully ready! I'm ready to go back there after school on Tuesday and get that B that I want and deserve! To be honest, this is probably the most positive I've ever been by the way, I am so happy for people such as Jake and Rachel! I think I made it worse for them getting all upset; I have my reasons, but they went through it and I think they both got an A! Congratulations! Seriously! I'm so happy for them! Andrea probably got an A*... I mean I'm happy for her too, but she finds it easy.. AND she gets all of the help! Unfair right? Any way. In biology I was trying to tell Jake what she does, and how it works. He was telling me certain things as well. Then we came to the conclusion that he knew his whole exam, just he didn't know which question was which! WOW JAKE! So, I happily helped him because he's my friend and I didn't want him to fail! Why would I? I spent the first 5-10 minutes just listening to him saying it all out loud, trying to decide which paragraph went with each question! Apparently Charlie went in and just read off of his sheet! WHAT!? If I'd known that I would have wrote more down any way! But no! i punished myself! I don't exactly know why I punish myself, but I think I have a pretty good idea generally! For example; when I got back from my exam, which was in the middle of pe, everyone just went "She's failed!" ... Oh fantastic! Even the people I don't like can tell when I'm not myself... BRILLIANT! That's just fantastic to be honest! I really don't like them even more! Any way...

I'm gonna' go and relax!

It's my day off... Well, night!

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

French almost completed!

Hey,
So I've finally learnt about 85% of my French! This is because I haven't learnt the mystery questions and also, on my fourth paragraph I forget the last few lines... :/ That's what I'm going to practice now! I'm going to write my 4 word sheet so that it's clear and easy to understand, unlike it is now! So, what have I done today? Nothing much, just school!

Taryn has got it into her head that this friend, who gets on the bus with me, of mine called Jake, has a crush on me...! NO WAY! No offence Jake, but you know... TARYN! Nah! It's fine! So my French exam is at 11:40 which is during pe theory! I feel quite lucky I got it that lesson because 4 of my friends have it last period... Well actually. Rachel's is 4th lesson. Then Jake (A different one), Lauren and Andrea are all doing it last lesson. Unfortunately for Andrea and Lauren they are taking one exam and leaving another one to that first one...!? UNLUCKY! 

I'm gonna' go and learn some more French! 

I think I'm almost sorted, and I'm finally realising that it pays off- How much time I've put into it!

I'm glad I've gone through this stress... Kind of, because now I know how much effort I need to do to study for my pe mock after Easter! I just hope that it goes well... WHICH IT WILL BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN MYSELF AND I KNOW I'VE LEARNT IT!! 

I shall speak to you tomorrow, when I'm relaxed after my exam! 

I'll let you know how it went!

See You!

Ginge Off! 

xx

Major Freak Out!

Hey... So what have I done since I've been home? I've cried... Freaked out... Got extremely low... Forgot my whole French! Wow! Interesting afternoon!

So. A new girl joined our form today, he name is Lucy... However, she's already. apparently, asked to move forms...!? Am I really that scary... And negative!? Probably!! So... I forgot my French! YAY! -_- F**K!!! Over the next two days I'm going to learn at as many points as I can during the day! I've got no other homework now so that's better! 

Any way, I'm going to go watch today's 'Happy Wheels' episodes and then re-say my French!

I WILL LEARN IT!

Enjoy your day tomorrow! I hope it's better than mine!

Or today... If you live in America... Or Australia, Antarctica and New Zeland!

You see my point, right?

See You!

Ginge Off! 

xx

Stare... :O

Sorry... BUT I've found the extremely creepy stare! I just can't get it out of my head, "Boy this love it is all I think about..." SORRY! Yeah. So here's the stare: 

I actually get so freaked by this look... Every time I watch one of his other videos, all. I see. Is this! Damn! Have your mind creeped out as well! Free with this post! 

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

Secret Channel...! :O

Hey again! I'm bored so I thought I'd tell you about what I've just discovered! 
I like watching Toby's older videos to see how he's changed... His voice is much higher now... Puberty must have reverted and returned him to a higher pitched boy!? :O Any way! I was watching this vlog from 2010, because I looked up this vlog I've seen before which is related to the video from earlier! And I found out when Toby started his gaming channel 'TobyGames'... Even though that's known as his third channel, it's actually his fourth! He had this other channel simply named 'Toby', he posted two videos on it! The point I'm trying to get at is that myself and 28,410 other subscribers are the only people who know about this channel... So? So what! I'm subscribed to all FOUR of Toby's channels! Look what I've just found... This is when he's closed the garage door because he's about to kill Angela...? It freaks me out soooo much! I shouldn't have watched it so many times if I'm completely honest! Here: 

There's A LOT of fake blood! I cannot believe that he kept that serious to film this very distressing video! If you don't have a clue what I'm talking about, check out my last post to watch a video which freaked me out! Only because I'm not used to Toby playing killers! It's a bit weird when you see your favourite YouTuber in something completely different from normal, completing a very big fail at falling and then it turning into a weird swearing montage- He doesn't swear... Normally- and then him looking creepy! Like the picture above actually! 

Currently I'm watching his first videos on TobyGames because I'm an extremely sad person! You know what, here's another image from the beginning when Angela(?) finds him originally! 

"Just... Take me back... Into the garage. I think Debbie has some..." Then flash backs happen, 2 of them aren't real and then the last one he shoots his best friend and his fiancee because they were having an affair together! "They thought I was stupid! I'm not. And do you know what. No one knows that I was here but you..." "ACTION" MURDER part 3. I watched this other thing as well, with Toby in, and he's this angel who watches everything this woman does! She has helped 712 people! She has stopped them from suicide, relationship abuse, murder and then when her nephew is in hospital Toby/Listener appears and tells her that she has to help him for him to help her! He steals something from her brain by using this light thing and then she helps this other woman afterwards! "714... And counting!" Cue creepy smile! Haha! I'm such a sad person! You know what? I complain about not being able to learn my French, when all I do is memorise parts from Toby's videos... Or all of them! An example of this is 'Password Rant'... Hmm! I seriously need to get a life! Normal teenagers: listen to music, hang around with friends, text each other, talk on Facebook, Blah blah blah... Me: Watches YouTube... That's IT! Sorry! Haha! "Does that gun make you retarded?" TOBY!! Sorry, episode moment from what I'm watching! 'Halo: Reach- Toby Sucks At Gaming- Part 3 (Let's Play With Tobuscus) 

Any way, I'm gonna' go and sleep...

SCHOOL TOMORROW... NOOOO!

Oh well!

See You! 

Ginge Off!

xx

Holy Crap!

I've just watched this video. Toby stars in it as a murderer! I guess it's easy to say, "Smack him!", or, "Throw something at him!" but in that situation... I wouldn't know what I'd do... This video is so messed up. It's called, 'This Is For You Baby' and it's about memory loss... Added murders! Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKmLvXajI1I

"Nobody knows that I was here but you!" *Shuts garage door* "ARGHHHH!!!" It creeps me out... Especially at the end when Toby does all of that stuff^ ARGH!

I'm going to go watch it again! 

See You!

Ginge Off! 

xx

Happy Birthday... In seven days!?

Hey. So it's Toby's birthday on March 3rd! If you don't know what day that is, it's next Sunday! So, his family and YouTube friends have decided to make him another video! They make one every year, and he's still surprised about them! Any way, this year it's a bit different! I'm subscribed to his niece's channel and she posted a video yesterday which I'm glad I watched! So this year, they are asking Toby's subscribers to make a 30-45 seconds video saying "Happy Birthday" and stuff, which they will make into the video for him! I think that's pretty cool! The entries have to be in by the end of Wednesday so that they can put it all together by Sunday, and I'm going to film my one, probably Tuesday night before rugby! I actually cannot wait! I'll need to write down what I'm going to say generally then make it up as I go along! I think I'm going to say something like, "Hey Toby! Happy Birthday! Wow, another year has gone since I've been watching your videos... Oh and it's your birthday...! No seriously. I hope that you have a wonderful day, doing what you do on your birthday! We should meet some time, and get married possibly! Yes I'm English. Yes I have a funny accent which makes us sound posh in all of the films!" But I've just tried that out, and it doesn't really sound right to be honest! Any way. On the 3rd, Toby will watch the video, then choose his favourite entry. That person will then get a SIGNED TOBUSCUS SHIRT! One of the things I cannot afford! Haha! My mum won't be ale to stop me now! What's even better is that it's signed! YEAH! 

If I have time later, I might post another post...

If not! I'll see you in a few days time because I don't think I'm going to post anything! 

I've got French to learn... -_-

Nah! I get easily distracted! That's why I'm on here instead of learning it! Haha!

Bless your face!

Peace Off... "That's copyright!"

Sorry!

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

Ps. I keep clicking my elbows... It's sooooo annoying!

I'm just laying in bed then *Click*

Why?

I don't know! I guess it's the way I lay...

I lay with my arm under a pillow and my other across my chest. 

Only because I watch YouTube before I sleep... Sometimes!

OMG! I've just remembered! DR.G HAS FINISHED..... NOOOOOOOOOO!!

Oh well!

See You... Again!

Ginge Off! 

(Boop)

-_- 

xx

Smiley... :O

Hey... Sorry I haven't blogged in a while! I've been trying to learn my French, and completing other homework, so I haven't had time! Any way! Last night, I watched a film that was released in 2012, and only came on DVD a couple of weeks ago. That film was called 'Smiley'! It was really messed up! It was extremely messed in the up direction! So Smiley is this guy who sewed his eyes up, and then carved a smiley face on his... Well, face! I wanted to watch it before I knew something... Both Toby Turner and Shane Dawson are in it! :D Both YouTubers! There was this other YouTuber as well which I've seen in Jacksfilms' Your Grammar Sucks ep.40! I was waiting for Toby to appear, because I knew he played Mark and I've seen some behind the scenes of them filming it! Mark is so different from him. If I had to chose which version of him I'd rather know, I would probably change my mind from what I thought and change it to Mark! I don't know. I think he's awesome! He's a major dickhead but he's smart and funny... He can read off of the board...! Haha! Yeah. Toby is funny and awesome and friendly, but I think I like a college know-it-all more than a Worldwide internet celeb! I think my favourite of Mark's lines in the film is "Because we have to take it...?" Haha! If you haven't seen it, you won't get it, but he was asked why that class was a class that they had to take! I think that's an answer I would give! I guess it must have been weird for him going back to a set that is set up like college because he only left like 5 years ago! Oh well! The story line was pretty good, but then the ending part let it down... Ashley killed herself by jumping out of a window... Only because Smiley was just all of her friends, including her boyfriend-Shane Dawson- Binder, who had a latex neck on...! But then the real Smiley appears and kills Ashley's house mate! That was the best bit! But any way. Shane Dawson and Toby Turner were in a film together! That's pretty awesome in itself! 

Back to school Monday... -_- DAMN!

 Yeah, I've gotta' go and learn my French! 

See You!

Ginge Off! 

Ps. The writing is red because blood is red as well! Haha! Oh the irony! 

Today and Tomorrow!

Hey there again!
I won't be able to blog later or tomorrow because it's Taryn's birthday! WOOO! Bring on the fun and excitement! Not just for me, but for Taryn and Rachel as well! It's going to be soooo awesome! But I'm just glad that I'm with Taryn for her birthday! I doubt she'll get any worse... Erm... I don't mean that by the way! Sorry Taryn! No, seriously! I think both her and Rachel are amazing! I'm so honoured to have them as friends! And that's the truth! Last week was just a big misunderstanding! Turns out Taryn looked like she was running because she tripped over her own foot! Awesome...!? Tomorrow I'll be too tired... Especially after bowling, cinema, films all evening and night and I'll probably stay up the latest agin, and then wake up the earliest! This time I want to stay up past what I did last time! Any way, I'm gonna' go and get changed for an amazing day with the birthday girl! See you Wednesday I guess! 

See You!

Ginge Off! 

xx

Back to normal!

HEY! I'm happy... If you haven't already guessed! What, you didn't? Yep. I just ruined it for you... What? Okay. So, I found out what the situation was..! We've made up! AND we cannot wait for Monday! Woo Hoo! It's going to be great! I need to go to town tomorrow to get some new clothes! Oh! There's this new raze going around called the 'Harlem Shake'! Each and every video I watch is hilarious...! Seriously! I would recommend Olga Kay's, Toby's, the annoying orange's, node's and anyone else's because seriously... They are AWESOME! Any way... It's 23:31 so I'm going to go to sleep...!!

I guess I'll see you tomorrow!

See You!

Ginge Off! 

xx

It's happening again... :/

Last year I hit rock bottom socially. My friends hated me and I wasn't liked by anyone! In some ways I'm glad it happened because it means that I can learn from it and it won't happen again... I was wrong! Everyday I feel myself drifting further and further away from my friends... I think it's going to happen again! Today, as usual, we stood at reception. So I went over to Taryn and Rachel because Harrison, Chloe and Sophie were looking at '4 Pics 1 Word'... AGAIN! So when I went over, Taryn said something like, "That thing we were just talking about..." So I walked away, and naturally I rolled my eyes! Then, 4th lesson, we had biology... Now me loving biology, I get so stressed when I realise that I've done something wrong! So a few people, including myself stayed in a bit at lunch to finish the assessment. Once I'd finished I went to the lockers; the place where we hang out. I saw Taryn and Rachel through the window and they saw me... I knew immediately what they were going to do! So when I got to the lockers they were running down the corridor, so I thought, "Okay... Now I have to try and not act like an idiot..." So, there was this girl in the area... I had to act like I was putting something in my locker. She probably thought, "She just put nothing in her locker... WHAT A FREAK!" As I was about to leave, I saw Taryn and Rachel through the window coming back to the lockers. I didn't want to stay there with them to be honest! So instead of waiting and staying, I went back up to science with Sophie and Saraid. We then came back down and Taryn and Rachel acted like they couldn't even see me... Group mode activated... I stood alone, about to cry because I don't know what's going on, and it seems that everything is happening again, and they don't even care. Until the end of lunch when they said, "Are you okay?" I just stood and grunted at them because I couldn't see why they cared! So, in form I just sat there on my own. Then Taryn said to me, "Did you hear about what happened to Keelan.." I didn't care, but I said no. Then she explained the story. After the bell I went I just walked away because they didn't care, and Taryn told Jazz something... I walked to Tescos, but awkwardly I met up with Taryn's mum... OH DEAR! Then Taryn came in... And they kept sending me messages! I didn't read any of them... I did really. They said things like, "Hey, are you okay? You looked upset!" Yes I was f*****g upset! You ran the f**k away from me! What the f**k do you expect!? Do you want me to run away from you? No? Well... 

Any way. It's Taryn's 14th birthday on Monday.. The 18th! So at 12:30 we are going to McDonald's. Then at 13:00, we are going unlimited bowling. At 15:30 we are going to watch... A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD! Also known as Die Hard 5! WOO HOO! After that, we are going back to Taryn's to watch movies all night! Woo! Depending on whether we are still friends by then! Mehdusfiab! It's Friday tomorrow and I'm going to watch loads of Toby's videos! YEAH!!

I shall see you tomorrow! 

See You!

Ginge Off! 

xx

Dear Celebrity...

Hey Toby,
Yes I have a funny accent, I'm English! Your impression of us sucks by the way! Haha! Sorry! 
Thanks for being yourself! That's about it! Wanna' dance? Let's go around the World together... I'd just like to say... THAT'D BE AWESOME! 

What do you think? It's pretty awesome!

Yeah, any way! I'm gonna' go and learn my French... This little bit has taken me 3 hours to write! Haha!

See You!

Ginge Off! 

xx

Friends...

Friends. Everybody has them. Friends are usually people who share similar interests, or people who just enjoy each other's company because they can talk about anything! I don't have any friends that have similar interests with me... And most people don't like talking to me about stuff! I know what you're thinking: "Stop complaining! You're happy with the friends you have aren't you?" Yeah... But I don't have a best friend... Someone who I'll cherish for who they are and what they do... Most people don't care about having a best friend, but that's mostly because everyone that they hang around with talks to them. However, in our group of friends there's 7 of us... Chloe Harrison, Rachel Crabbe, Taryn Thompson, Sophie King, Saraid Ferguson and Harrison Davies... I didn't put my name in there because that's how the group works...! I'm the person that people don't want to talk to unless they really need to... There's nobody that really understands me! The person that you see at school or around isn't the real me... Most people say I'm mental. It's because inside I'm just screaming out! Wanting somebody to understand me! Waiting for a best friend... I know I have my best friends Taryn and Rachel, however they're more best friends than I am with them added together... If they're reading this then, I don't want to offend you! You all have each other... Sometimes when I stop talking at break and lunch it's because I'm just thinking about how you all have someone else, and how I wish I was likeable enough to have someone I could call my best friend!  I really need to find a person I can actually call my best friend... I know it sounds stupid because I have two best friends; Taryn and Rachel, and then close friends; Sophie, Jazz, Hannah, Saraid, but inside... None of them are actually my best friends! They all have someone else... Someone better!  They're probably reading this thinking, "She's just looking for sympathy..." Well, maybe if you were in my position you'd realise how left out I actually feel! I'm not just saying this so tomorrow you'll all be like, aww Chloe... I'm sorry! I just wanted to open up your eyes and make you realise how lucky you are to have someone you can call your best friend... I don't. I hope that you can now see things form my perspective!

Any way. I've been thinking about stuff and I have a question for you: If you could say a few sentences to your favourite celebrity; what would you say? Post a comment response! I'm going to do one to Toby tomorrow in my post! I think it's important that people know what I would say to him! I know that I want to know what I'd say to him!

Just a sec! I need to go upstairs to get the sheet I'm going to write about on here!

Dear Peron I hate, you don't exist... Hate is a VERY strong word... I don't like using it! But I don't like Max Tilley! You are homophobic, sexist, racist and everything else like that! You piss me off!
Dear person I like, I wish you knew I existed... But you'll find someone better!
Dear ex-boyfriend, I miss all the things you did! Especially the phone calls while I was on holiday and taking me to 'The George' for dinner! I miss those memories! 
Dear ex-best friend, I'm sorry that I moved away... We've drifted apart, even though promises were made that we wouldn't!
Dear best friend, well... I hope I'll see you in the future!
Dear Santa, why didn't you bring me that electronic diary I wanted when I was about 8...!? HMM! You've got some explaining to do mister! 
Dear mum, thank you for being there for me through the good and bad. I know I annoy you when I don't believe in myself, but I don't believe in myself because I think I'm letting you down! I'm sorry...
Dear dad, I don't know what to say...
Dear future me, reach for what you want! Make sure that you study to your full ability so that you can achieve your forensic pathology job that you so want! 
Dear past me, work harder! You can do things, just you've for some reason decided to stop being the school lover that you were! Return to that! 
Dear person I'm jealous of, you don't exist! I think jealousy is an ugly emotion... It reflects on how you act and the person you are, which means that people know if you're a jealous person! 
Dear person I had a crush on, I wish you'd liked me too! It's fine, I like someone else now!

I hope that you could answer these! 

See You Tomorrow!

Ginge Off! 

xx

4 Pics 1 Word

Recently, this app came out called '4 pics, 1 Word'... Now everyone is addicted! Yesterday, 12th, Chloe, Taryn, Harrison and Rachel were all on their phones on it! Then there's just me in the corner... I don't have it... By which I mean, I don't have it on my phone! Nope, it's on my Ipad... Which I leave at home for safety precautions! I don't see what all the fuss is about to be honest! It's all anyone EVER goes on about... EVER! So yesterday at lunch, because we hang around the lockers, those 4 were just crowding around at talking about the game, and because I don't have it on my phone I'm not involved... So I got pushed to the side... Ignored! Here's the funny thing! They even ignored me when I 'slagged' them off! I didn't mean what I said of course, I was just seeing what would happen...! *Forever Alone* I'm just there standing in the corner... At least that didn't happen today... No, today I just got ignored by everyone! It was snowing, so Jazz and Hannah came in so EVERYONE was in pairs... Except me...! Taryn and Rachel, Harrison and Saraid, Chloe and Sophie, Jazz and Hannah! I really need to find a person I can actually call my best friend... I know it sounds stupid because I have two best friends; Taryn and Rachel, and then close friends; Sophie, Jazz, Hannah, Saraid, but inside... None of them are actually my best friends! They all have someone else... Someone better! I'll continue that in my next post about friends! 

So, I went to the opticians after school with Taryn... Turns out that my perscription has changed a little bit, so I'll have to go in and try some new lenses... -_- I had to wear those stupid massive glasses and all Taryn could do was laugh! Haha... Not funny! I've also been told that I need to wear them for less time in one day! I know I wear them way TOO much! Hmm... 

What happened today? 3rd lesson I had biology. We got our revision books! Woo Hoo! At the end my teacher, Miss Yeandle, kept Jake and I behind... Oh dear! This couldn't be good! She said, "It's interesting watching the lesson to see who the last people talking are! It's mostly you two that are the last two talking! You do some fantastic work, Jake more verbally than Chloe! But in your book Chloe; your work is fantastic! But you need to just know when to be quiet!" I think she told us that today because Jake got extremely hyper so he didn't stop talking, and also he kept complaining that his books would bend in his bag...! Then she said, "If you can't keep yourselves quiet, I'll have to split you two up and put you on the edge of the classroom on your own..." WHAT!? You caught us talking last once...! Oh well! I don't care! I'm completing the work, and nearly 99% of the time we are having a discussion about our view on what we're doing, so... 

Then 4th lesson, Beth and I were seeing who could be quiet for the longest! Then Mr Whorlow asked a question... Guess who he picked on? You guessed correctly... Max! No! He picked on me! He said to me, "I think we have a psycic connection..." I was like... Yeah! So I said, I don't know, which meant that Beth won...! -_- Damn you Mr Whorlow! A. You made me lose the game and b. We do not have a psycic connection! Believe me, I'd know if we had one! Haha!

So how's today been?

S**T! It's school! School is so bad at the moment! 

I'll post again later about my friends!

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

Awkward Toby Moments...!

I've seen nearly, all of Toby's videos from the old to the new... The older ones are soooo much better! I'm not joking, I LOVE his videos now, but I've watched his videos from 2006-2010 and they are so much better than I thought they would be! Also, now he's changed because he's what people want him to be and how people want him to act. Whereas, back then! People liked him for who he was and the videos he created back then! I don't know, that's my opinion! 

So what happened today at school? Erm...  In form we talked about the horse meat in beef products situation! We had to write the end to this sentence: "I do/don't mind eating products that may contain horse meat because..." Or something like that! 3/5 people on my table couldn't care less whether we eat horse or not! What's the difference between horse and cow? Any way! Jazz and Hannah love horses so they disagreed... Then Jazz over-reacted... That's the basics of it!

In GCSE pe today 5 girls and 5 boys had to wear these heart rate monitors things... I 'volunteered'! Mr Rust said firstly that they go over your chest... So someone said, don't know who, "I can't put that over my chest! My boobs are too big!" Haha... I wonder who that was... Yeah! I said that! Haha... Talking about awkward things; Toby Turner has A LOT of awkward moments! I'm going to tell you two, because that's all i can be bothered to type! Haha!

Firstly, a few years back, I think it was like 2008 or something, this kid kept sending him these request to video chat! Being a weird man, Toby sometimes wore his top up past his chest... At that moment he erm, also had... a boner... -_- Yeah right, and his computer decided to automatically agree to the video chat with this kid. Toby went away to get something and the computer accepted the video. This kid saw a empty room for a few moments and then this guy with a boner and his t-shirt above his nipples walks in... :O I would have  screamed right then... Canceled the video... He was probably scared for life! No offence Toby!

Next. In August; Toby went jogging a lot. Now, he saw this kid every day getting a taxi home from school. This day was a hot day, so Toby took his shirt off... Guess what happened next!? No don't! I'm just going to tell you! He saw this kid so he jogged up to him and asked, "What school do you go to?" ... OMG! He asked this because his niece was going to move into the area and he wondered if there was any good schools around... So. This kid, he was just going home, when a smelly, topless, sweaty man just goes up to him and asks which school he goes to... CLEVER TOBY! The kid just ran away! Haha! "Mom! This guy just asked me where I go to school...!" Hahaha! IDIOT!

Any way. The other day Toby's main channel 'Tobuscus' hit 3 million subscribers... I've probably told you that! But about 3 days ago, his games channel: 'Toby Games' also hit 3 million! CONGRATULATIONS! 

Any way. I'm going to go and watch Dr.G! Yes again!

One of her investigators could die... I'm interested! ]

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

No.1 Fan!

In English a couple of weeks ago, I was labeled as Toby Turner's BIGGEST FAN! Well, No.1 Fan! TAKE THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO PROBABLY KNOWS MORE THAN ME ABOUT TOBY! Hahaha! I do know quite a lot though! Probably more than I should know to be honest! That's okay isn't it? 

Firstly, when Toby was 8; he had his eardrum ripped out by a doctor with tweezers... No seriously! He had A LOT of allergies when he was younger, which meant that he had to have tubes in his ears... Don't know why though! Instead of letting the glue just let the tube fall out of his ear; the doctor decided to use tweezers and yank it out... Including his eardrum! They had to take part of his ear from the back and replace his eardrum with that!? What an idiot doctor... That is proven by the fact that the doctor went away and changed his name and wiped his records... Hahaha! He couldn't face the fact that he'd ripped an 8 year old's eardrum out! WTF!! He needs to get some qualifications! 

Next, when he was younger, he was in Pe Class... Being Toby, he didn't and still doesn't like sports! So he said to his teacher: "I've hurt my arm, I can't do this anymore!" So the teacher sends him to the nurse. At the nurse, she feels his arm and at his elbow he says that's where it hurts. She believes that it's broken... Result for him! His mum/mom checks him out from school and takes him to hospital. After his X-Rays were completed, he pointed out to the doctor where his arm was 'broken'! The doctor said, "Yeah! That's wear it's broken!" So he gets this blue cast for NO REASON! How awesome is that? He 'convinced' the doctor that his arm was broken... That's pretty cool!

Toby is one of the only YouTubers that I watch, that doesn't swear... Well. Apart from 'crap'! I know why! He got told by his sister that she would stop his niece- Her daughter- from watching his videos... WHAT! She's nearly 17! So, Toby doesn't swear... anymore... Because he wants his very lovely niece; Ciara; to watch his videos! Aww! She's lovely! And they just have this really amazing connection. When they played Halo 4 together they were so funny! I wish I had an uncle like Toby! Not Toby! 'Cause then I'd have to marry my uncle... NO! Hahaha....

Yeah. So. How have you been? I've been good! Benchball pissed me off though! People want a leader, so wanting to improve my leadership skills, I take the position! After the first game though, people wonder why I change people around... "YOU CAN'T CATCH OR SHOOT LAURA!" Then people get annoyed at me *coughs*:Laura*coughs* and then get upset for no reason! Sorry, but it's not my fault you cannot play benchball! Just saying! 

Any way... WOAH it's 22:35!

I'm gonna' watch the rest of Dr.G, because it's the best program EVER!

I shall type again tomorrow, more interesting facts about Toby in fact! I haven't finished yet! Hahaha!

See You!

Ginge Off! 

xx

Valentines Day

Do you know what... I don't care whether I have a valentine or not! What about those people who don't have a mother on mother's day, or a father on father's day? Have you ever thought about that? 

Yeah, well... On Thursday all of us are going to get really pissed 'cause Saraid and Harrison will hug and stuff more than they already do... Which is pretty hard!! I've gotta' start learning my French and text Taryn on how to do the Maths... Whoops! 

I shall see you later I guess!

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

Make-Up

So, today I've been trying different styles of make-up because if you ever ask me to do your make-up you will look like the Joker from Batman afterwards! I can't do make-up!? But, I've found a great technique to keep your foundation equal... Well, if you have liquid foundation any way! I DO!! You squeeze it onto a surface- I use a sheet of plastic from a make-up set- and then using a brush you 'paint' it onto your face! 

Oh and also... I've realised that I am one of the most unfashionable people in the whole universe! Seriously! I am! I really need to buy some decent clothes! Damn! Any way! I would be watching the rugby, but all the game consists of is kicks! I reckon that England will lose now! Sorry England, I'm going to become Irish because I'm so ashamed of your play in this game! Yeah. 

I've decided to wear my hair down like this tomorrow so that it looks a bit different form normal! What do you think? 

Right. I'm gonna' go and play Monopoly on my Ipad! 

Awesome!

Ginge Off!

See You!

xx

S**t...

Sometimes I wonder about my life... I don't really like it deep down inside... If you see me around, you'll probably see me either smiling my face off or reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy pissed off! But sometimes I think about the future I want and... Well. I get upset, because I know it'll never happen! The grades I'm going to need to get aren't going to be achieved because I can't complete exams! I'm going to fail life...! 

Just a little thing...

It's great to know that people from the USA are reading my blog... Well looking and thinking, "Nah! This is s**t! Move on!" I hope that isn't what you're doing! I'm from the UK if you didn't know! You can probably tell by the way I spell certain words! Yeah. Have a good day, if you're in the USA... WOAH that rhymed! Haha!

Ginge Off! 

xx

Votes.

Voting. What's your opinion on it? I couldn't care less if Superman was Prime minister! I don't want to vote for people who are basically a book full of lies! I'm sorry if that bothers some people; but that's my opinion! The person who got annoyed the most was our stupid teacher for the lesson, Mr Owen... Don't know whether there's an 's' on the end so I haven't put one! He spent the rest of the lesson arguing with our class.. Saying that we should vote... "Women have earned the right to vote! Why abuse that right?" It's a right! That means that we have the choice on whether we vote or not! He gave us these sheets of paper for us to vote on them. He made the mistake of saying that we could deface... Or a word like that... Our vote!! WooHoo! Instead of voting, my whole table just scribbled and drew all over them! Haha! None of us want to vote for back-stabbing liars when we're older! Understandable right? Then he gave us a sheet so we could say what we thought about voting and the whole day in general! Haha! You should have seen the things that we had written! Comedy Gold from Jazz! I love my friends... Seriously! I could be a lesbian for all you know... I'm not... Yet! No. I'm not a lesbian! 

Yeah... So. How are you? I'm good I guess. I've been having a lot of interesting conversations on the bus with Taryn! They have been VERY awesome! Haha! OH! I watched 'A Very Potter Musical' yesterday! It never and NEVER EVER will get old! It's so funny and just exciting; I will never get bored of it! Third one is coming out this year! Can't wait... But it's the last one though...! DAMN!

I guess I'm gonna' go! 

I've gotta' learn my French!

I'll never get onto it probably! Oh dear!

See You later! 

I will type later like I almost, usually do around 10.

See You around!

Ginge Off!

xx

Fan Club!

Hey. How's your day been? Mine's been okay... I suppose! We did the 20 minute run in GCSE PE... I FAILED... And then Mr Rust tried to hint to me that I should do the rowing competition! Not. A. Chance. I love the rowing machines, but if you have me on the team... You'll lose! True Story!

Any way. Last night on Facebook I put a status saying 'Like for a confession'... I didn't think anyone would like it... I've had to do like 10 confessions! I couldn't think of anything! So.

1. Here is my post: I really am close to hating homophobic people! Their comments just piss me off! I don't see why people have anything against gay people! If I told you I was a lesbian would you hate me? I don't see what the problem is! It's their choice! Leave them to it!

I also think that sexist people should die... What? Nothing!

2. I'm starting to realize how annoying year 8's are... Especially one's that expect food from you...

I am referring to Sam. The person who sits next to me on the bus. She expects food from Taryn and I^ referred to above, and never gives it back! Hahaha... That's not funny!

3. Out of the 444 friends that I have on Facebook, I probably actually only like about 75 of them...!

I'm sorry, but I don't like many people! What? DON'T HATE! You should just be better in yourself... SO maybe then I would like you! Get your life fixed! Haha...!!

4. I'm such a sick person... By which I mean, I watch too many sick programs on Tv... But, I enjoy them! I really want to be a Forensic Pathologist when I finish university! It's just my way!

Dr.G Medical Examiner and Silent Witness are my favorite programs!

5. I have the best dance moves in the WORLD!! Those moves include 'The Levitation', 'Boxer', 'The Floor Viper' and my AMAZING back-flip off of the lockers... Haha! I'm just jokin'! I have the worst dance moves that anyone has ever seen! Sorry to disappoint!

My dance moves are actually pretty s**t! Taryn agrees!

6. When I was like, 5 or 6, I used my dad's razor... Erm... And I decided to... Erm... OKAY! I DECIDED TO SHAVE MY LIP!! Oh hilarious!

All I got today from people was, "Why'd you shave your lip?" I WAS 5!!

7. When I was in year 3, I was putting my pac-a-mac on over my head... Idiotically I was waling to the stairs... Next thing you know I'm falling down the stairs. Wearing a skirt I got a massive bruise on my left thigh, I broke my glasses and I scraped like, 3 or 4 layers of skin off of my right shin...! I cried... What a wimp!
Nah! I was in year 3!?

Yeah! Embarrassing! Never going to do that again! 

8. I eat toast.

Yeah and A LOT OF IT!!! WOO HOO!!

9. I find people who constantly hug... VERY annoying! Stop hugging... Get a room, not the locker area! Just take a breath for goodness sake... It reminds me that I'm alone... Haha!! Not!

Haha! That's about my friends Harrison and Saraid... All they do it hug!! STOP IT... As Toby would say! Well, most people would say that!

 

Haha! Oh! The title is because Jazz said that she's my fan club... Right! I'm watching some Tobuscus! He's scaring this kid called David after the dentist! He looks really scared! No Joke! Not that Toby's scary! Haha! He is sometimes! 

I guess I'm going to go... I've gotta' watch the no.1 program on tv! Haha! You can probably guess what that is! 

See You!

Have a great day tomorrow...

I've got f*****g Citizenship Day...! -_-

ARGHHHH!!

Ginge Off! 

xx

Book

I think I'm going to write a book! I've got lots to include.. They make me laugh, and I just hope that they'll make other people want to keep reading! I think one chapter will be about Toby because Taryn keeps slagging him off... So I'm going to write lots! Haha! I'm following him on YouTube, Twitter and Facebook which means that I get ALL of the updates... I know everything... Including that they spelt his name as 'Tobi' in his Yearbook! Haha! Idiots!

Any way! I'm gonna' go and watch my favorite program...DR.G MEDICAL EXAMINER! AWESOME!

See You!

Ginge Off!

xx

Oh by the way! 

Check out Taryn's blog: tazzert1999.blogspot.co.uk

To see a 'song' that could give Toby a run for his money... But NEVER EVER will!

My name is in it! Haha!

 Ginge Off! 

xx